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Happy??? I don't know. I think SOOOOOOO!!!!!!! [13 Feb 2005|05:06pm]
yup
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[30 Jan 2005|04:33am]
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[29 Jan 2005|09:12pm]
I am feeling sick. Bla. My throat hurts and my tonsils feel like they are being sliced apart. Kind of like someone is putting superglue on them and then ripping it off with the top layer of skin. I have been eating too much seafood and somehow this makes me feel better. Baby clams covered in grease and sand... mmmm... clamato... mmm... prawns in seafood sauce... mmm... calamari... mmm... codfish... mmmmmmmmm... clam chowder... mmm... I am craving crab... mmm... crab would make my little lead heart melt and give me lead poisoning. Wasabi is okay, too. I am so hungry. DAmnit Megan, you dissapeared. I am going to get food without you. Taking a shower and out the door.
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I got really bored and wrote this... I think it would be fun to fill out so maybe you will. [27 Jan 2005|07:44pm]
Would you rather:

Listen to the Doors inside your house or the rain outside your window?

Eat food you love, or food that loves you?

Swim with dolphins or go scuba diving with sharks?

Have horrible sex with a good friend or good sex with a horrible friend?

Talk with your mouth or type with your fingers?

Ride a horse or ride a cherry '66 Mustang?

Have everybody know you for your nice ways or have everybody know you for you nice ass?

Be shot in the leg or the arm?

Drink tequila with semen (you thought was the worm) or rum and coke with your mom and catch her masturbating?

Find irrefutable facts that show Jesus is actually nonexistent or shaky facts that indicate Jesus lives in your closet and has performed forced sex on you while passed out more than once?

Be fat and ugly with a heart of gold or kind of cute and kind of in shape with a heart of dead lead?

Have your teeth cleaned or have your lungs cleaned?

Be married to someone ugly who cares about you or someone ugly who has impressive genitalia but doesn't really love you?

Be a superhero or a supervillan?

Have your breath always smelling of feces or have one of your eyeballs turned inside out permanently?

Be closeminded and sure you were going to heaven or be openminded but be sure you were going to hell?

Be killed with a gunshot to the head or as a splatter at the bottom of a tall building?

Fart on the person you like most or be farted on by the person you most like?

Find a half eaten worm in your food or a whole worm in your mouth?

Be considered artistic and fun but dorky or stiff and boring, but attractive?

Have a pie or a cake flung in your face?

Get herpes on your face and genitals or malignant cancer?

Drink liquor or beers?
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[16 Jan 2005|05:05am]
okay, so I went to the supermarket to get some booze and picked up some jack daniels spiked watermelon soda and when I grabbed one I found out somebody mismatched the bottles and some of them were some kind of spiked punch flavor - gross. I got some dentyne gum and it said mint flavor on the outside, but the gum inside is cinnamon flavor. I don't like cinnamon because it doesn't have a strong enough smell. I keep getting weird fucked up stuff happening to me like that - no matter how small today was the day for it to go wrong. now I have to spend the night with my ex and I don't want to. we are too drunk to drive and she has to work early but has no car. I am too nice. goodnight person or persons that read this - actually, probably good morning or afternoon because it is almost time to wake up now and I doubt anybody else considers this night.
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my life is not [15 Jan 2005|08:55pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

friday:

worked
picked up meg and sam to take them to bus depot
took a shower
went to applebees for drinks with friends and got intoxicated
went knife shopping (I love this knife - I can shave with it, seriously!!)
went to aromas
went to the movies with my friend's girlfriend
kicked it with my almost ex
took her home when she got boring
talked to Ben on AIM until 5:00 am

Saturday plans:

slept until 2:00
waited for the mailman (who never came)
had some drinks
got asked to go to the movies and declined
got asked to go to coffee and declined

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used to feeling used [11 Jan 2005|12:38am]
was already feeling bad. you can always count on good friends to cheer you up. i am choosing to be happy tomorrow. i think something is wrong with me because i am usually very unemotional. maybe i am lonely.
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biting my cheeks [10 Jan 2005|05:21pm]
I am feeling very dumpy today. I think it is something I ate. I need to do laundry. This is a pointless entry. Don't read it if you don't want to, I guess. I am not feeling happy. I need some happy drugs or exercise. I am always afraid I am going to have a heart attack. I have 200/80 blood pressure - that is very unhealthy. Gotta go do laundry, maybe I will post later.
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what is wrong with a bean bag baby? [09 Jan 2005|11:47pm]
ripping out my eyelashes. i am not feeling good. my belly is sore like i have been vomiting, but i haven't. i am feeling kind of invalidated and used. i am used to being used. but being invalidated makes me feel like growing another foot and spitting on the tops of people's heads. i left for sacramento at about 3:45 and felt bored for the entire drive. i got to my friend's wedding about four hours late. i ended up getting compliments from all of these fat people i could hardly recognize any more. all of my old friends got really fat and gross. i am dissapointed, but kind of feel good because they were really nice and some of the ones that were at one point really hot flirted with me. i am disgusted because the one i thought could never get any fatter gained like seventy pounds at least. her belly hung down over her crotch. weird looking for sure, especially in tight clothes. so now i am about to pick up one of my favorite friends and hang out with her. today has been a long day, but not as long as yesterday. yesterday was 24 hours. i get to work so early in the morning. not fun.
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[08 Jan 2005|08:40pm]
Derrr. The big buggy flat boogers are eating the lint offffff of the ceiling... derrr. madonna says to wash behind the butt of the biggest person. washing with pumice!
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poerus [08 Jan 2005|12:12am]
I was running for the beat up shade.
to wait out the sun
or to wait for him to wait me out.
and the wind started blowing...

It blew me out and kept me cool until I landed.
Then the sun hit me like a furnace blast.
What is that stupid fable about the sun and wind?
I don't like you, god. I don't like you or you, either.

Just quit whining and let me burn you clean.
Burn you to death. A twisted corpse forming a cross?
Or maybe the sun just wants to play
With a mouse.
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